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Celebrity Obsession - May 2008

Yes, that's right I'm going on holidays for the next 3 weeks. I have just finished up my job (and am now looking for another one). But more importantly, I'm off to Thailand for some fun in the sun (and fun in the dark too..........).

Whenever I get a chance I will endeavour to stop by an internet cafe and write a post. But I can't make any promises..........typing a post is a whole lot harder after you've imbibed 14 margarita's. I don't know why, it just is.

So, enjoy yourselves and I shall attempt to pop in reasonably regularly and say hi! I'll be back on board for good from June 1.


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Dina Lohan - Mum of the Year

May 8th 2008 05:41
Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan
Listen mini-Lindsay, you will stand there and do exactly as I say. I'm going to make you a star if I have to direct and produce your sex tap myself
Okay, so normally when you see a headline like that you think I'm being sarcastic. Cos obviously, calling Dina an outstanding mother is like saying that Pete Doherty should teach kids about drugs!


But I'm serious! Dina Lohan was given an award for Outstanding Mother of the Year at a Long Island charity event, organised by a group called Mingling Moms.

Me thinks, the Mingling Mom's have been smoking a whole lot of waccy tabaccy! Drugs is the only reason anyone could have come up with the idea of giving Dina an award for parenting. Unless they give out awards for completely f**king up your kids life. Which I'm not discounting.

The group even gave Jennifer Lopez an award for parenting.......and she's been a mum now for about 3 months. So you know, they have pretty high standards. I'm surprised that they haven't given Michael Jackson the Father of the Year Award. Or at least a lifetime achievement award for services to small children................

Did I take that too far?????

Anyway, you get my point. Obviously, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel and the Mingling Moms are just desperately trying to get Dina onside so that she can show them how they too can exploit their children for their own personal gain.

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TMZ
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Tom Cruise dot com.

May 7th 2008 05:31
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
All I wanted was to have my own Facebook page, but nooooooo......that's not good enough for you Tom, you have to go one better don't you?



Well, finally I can get on to Orble again. For some reason every time I've tried to get on to my site in the last 2 days it's shut down my internet..............so my pc is a literary critic now??? Crikey, everyone's got an opinion don't they?

Anyway, that's not the point of this post........

For all you Tom Cruise fans out there (yes, I'm speaking to the two sad souls in the corner who don't think that Tom is in serious need of therapy....), after 25 years in the business, Tom Cruise has finally launched his official website tomcruise.com.

You can go visit Tom on his site and read a personal message from him, or search back through his biography and filmography. Yes my friends, there's hours of fun to be had at TomCruise.com. You can even take a look at a whole gallery of Tom Cruise pictures on the site.........though weirdly I can't seem to find any photo's or mention of Tom's last appearance on Oprah. Surely he'd want to share that with all of us?????

Here's Tom's personal message to his fans :

It is almost impossible for me to believe that I am celebrating the 25th Anniversary of the release of Risky Business, my first starring role in a film. In celebration of this occasion, and my 27 years of making movies, I created this site as a thank you, to you, for sharing the journey with me and to invite you to continue to explore what the future will bring.

I love movies. I love making them. I love watching them. I enjoy settling down in my seat in a theater, my popcorn and soda in hand and escaping in to the world before me on that big screen.

I have has the privilege of living my dream from the time I was a young boy: to make movies that will entertain, enlighten, scare, make you laugh or cry or have you sitting on the edge of your seat. Whatever the experience, I wanted to be a part of creating that for others.

I have had the great pleasure of working with many of the greatest artists and filmmakers of my time. There are so many more stories to be told, so many artists I look foward to working with and those I cannot wait to work with again.

My hope with this site is to bring you in and share with you the fun I experience every day during the filmmaking process, from working on the script, to the making of the film through to what we finally see when we settle into our seats and the lights go down.

This is for you. Enjoy!
With love and appreciation.


Ahhhhh......isn't that just too sweet? And Tom must have spent ages on writing this personal message. You can't even tell he has dyslexia when you read this? Wow, Scientology really IS the cure for everything!

Links
TomCruise.com
Photo credit - getty images
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Beyonce is Pregnant

May 1st 2008 08:55
Beyonce and Jay Z
First comes love, then comes.....er knocked up?
Halle Berry, Christina Aguilera, Nicole Richie, J-Lo, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, AND.......................... Beyonce Knowles. That's right, according to celebrity gossip site, Hollyscoop, Beyonce has joined the ranks of the recently impregnanted women in Hollywood.

According to a source who spoke exclusively with Hollyscoop, the Destiny's Child singer is 100% pregnant, which is the reason for Beyonce and Jay-Z's rushed marriage last month - as Beyonce has very strong Christian beliefs...........though obviously not strong enough to encompass no sex before marriage eh


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