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Celebrity Obsession - April 2008

Sorry for the lack of posts recently folks. What can I say, I've had the week from hell and haven't had a minute free (getting screwed over really takes up a lot of time!). Anyway, we won't dwell on my misfortunes........rather, lets look at others! Oh yeah......

Lordy, Gary Coleman's marriage lasted less time than my recent job. Poor old Gary and his 22 year old bride, who wed in August last year are divorcing. In a very classy move, the two are going to appear in upcoming episodes of Divorce Court, to have their proceedings heard.

In a transcript that was provided to the AP, the pair will discuss their marital problems, which weirdly enough doesn't appear to include Coleman's catchcry of "what you talkin 'bout Willis"......ah but then again, that line never gets old. Instead it seems that Gary's temper was a problem. His wife, Shannon, says of Coleman, '"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does."


Price was also concerned about the fact that despite having no friends, Coleman would inexplicably disappear at night.

Gary tells Divorce Court that he is a negative person and doesn't have any friends, saying "I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any." He goes on to say that "People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. (They're) only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you."

Hmmm.......that sounds like the kind of winning attitude that attracts good karma huh?

So, sadly, we will farewell the love match of Gary Coleman and Shannon Price in early May. Another couple I was sure would be together forever.........


Hmmmmmm...........you know, I think I'm going to have to see if Different Strokes has ever been released on DVD. Ah.....Mr Drummond, that hilarious little goldfish Abraham.

Links
Your text goes hereYahoo News - Newlywed Gary Coleman Brings Martial Woes to Divorce Court
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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Depressed

April 17th 2008 07:17
Gwyneth Paltrow
Instead of feeling joy at the birth of her son, Gwyneth felt pessimistic...........
Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed to Us Magazine that she suffered from post natal depression after the birth of her second child, son Moses.

Paltrow tells Us that she "didn't know I had it until it was over", saying that she felt very disconnected and 'out of body'. According to Gwyneth, she just felt "really down" and "pessimistic".

Perhaps Gwyneth's revelations will give other new mum's suffering from the same disorder hope and reminds us that anyone can suffer. Being rich and famous is no guarantee.

Of course, if anyone in the Paltrow family deserves to be depressed, surely it's poor Apple and Moses.........everytime they think about what a nightmare school is going to be with such dumbass names!

I for one though, am very glad that Gwyneth has recovered from her depression. Instead of seeing photo's of her looking glum (above), perhaps we'll start seeing the Gwyneth that we remember from happier times............
Gwyneth Paltrow
Even Brad Pitt couldn't make her happy!


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Us Magazine
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Britney To Release Video Diaries

April 16th 2008 04:57
Britney Spears
Tell us what you really think Brit
Tinseltown is buzzing with rumours that Britney Spears is going to release her own personal video diaries of the last 6 months. The diaries supposedly started as a form of therapy for Britney, and show footage of her:

- Ranting about her family and friends (you know, those ones who made her go to rehab and conveniently ignored the fact that she was obviously mental!)
- Revealing intimate details about K-Fed and Justin Timberlake (ewwww.......you can leave that out. I don't want to think about either of those two intimately thanks!!!)
- Spilling the beans about her rivalry with Christina Aguillera (oh wow, that'll be riveting won't it!)

I know that apparently Britney seems a lot more stable since her father has finally decided to do more than cash her cheques has taken control of Britney's life. But do you really think it's a wise idea to release let your mentally ill daughter release video diaries chronicling her myriad breakdowns? I mean sure, Britney loves the idea, but then Britney also once thought it'd be ace to marry Kevin Federline. I'm just saying you can't trust her judgement people.

Lastly, shit how did it get to be Wednesday already??? Sorry for the lack of updates this week. I've been swamped. I'll try to do better!

Links
MSN - Britney Video Diary Rumours
San Francisco Chronicle
Photo credit - Getty Images
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Love Is In The Air

April 11th 2008 00:27
Is it Valentine's Day again and someone forgot to tell me???? Cos Celeb-land is completely loved up right now. I think someone has slipped a love potion into the water supply over there! From new couples to old couples redeclaring their love for one another, it looks as though everyone's been bitten by the love bug (which I suppose is better than being bitten by the monkey in Outbreak). Don't believe me? Read this loved up list:

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton
Note from Paris: I love Benji almost as much as I love myself
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Are Dating
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Pete Doherty
Finally it seems as though Pete is getting a slap on the wrist for all his drug arrests!
Wow, the court system in London is almost as harsh on drug offenders as the legal system in Asia or Indonesia is, as Pete Doherty is finally finding out.

After one or two (or about 20!) run-ins with the law, Pete Doherty has FINALLY been sentenced to prison. Below is a brief timeline outlining Pete's trouble with the law to date. As a result of this past history and Pete's repeated failures at rehab, as well as his failure to follow the terms of his probation, Pete is going to spend........wait for it..........14 weeks in jail


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Mariah Carey Diva Extraordinaire

April 7th 2008 05:44
I bet when you look at Mariah Carey you think, wow, there's a no-nonsense down to earth simple kind of gal, don't you? I mean, doesn't she look like someone who is completely uninterested in being a total diva?? Yeahhhhhh......rrrrrriiiiiiii iggggggghhhhhhhtttttttt.

The ridiculously spoilt and diva-like Mariah Carey hit London last week to promote her new album E=MC2. Uh huh, cos Mariah knows Einsteins Theory of Relativity almost as well as...........well, something she knows absolutely nothing about


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Dita Von Teese's Porn Past

April 3rd 2008 03:37
Dita Von Teese
Oh yes, I've been naughty. I need to be spanked!
Wow, imagine how shocked I was to read this morning, that Dita Von Teese appeared in a lesbian fetish porn movie in 1999! A former stripper, ending up in a porno???? Gosh, who would have thought???

Yes folks, Dita has a secret past. In 1999 she starred in the flick, Pin Ups two where she is spanked and pleasured by two women. Dita also gets involved in a little girl-on-girl-on-shoe action! Yes, in this flick, these girls REALLY love shoes


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Who Is Your Celebrity Crush?

April 2nd 2008 03:54
Gordon Ramsay
Oh the things I'd like to do with Gordon.........
Yes, it's a slow news day in celebrity land. I can post an article on how Paris Hilton tripped over her own feet and fell on her chin in Prague and blamed the paparazzi......but how interesting is that?

Instead today, I want to talk about celebrity crushes! Who is your celebrity crush? Now when we think celebrity crush, we think of 14 yr old girls, crying because they caught a glimpse of Justin Timberlake in the flesh! Or in my case, it was an obsession with Jordan Knight of New Kids on the Block and Morton Harket of A-Ha. But lets face it, even us grown men and women have the occasional crush on a celebrity. It's harmless and it's fun........unless you take your obsession too far and become a stalker. Remember, crush - good. Stalking - bad


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