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Celebrity Obsession - March 2008

Heather Mills
Sir Paul might have bought the money to their marriage, but Heather bought the CRAZY!
I just don't get it. This poor woman has been vilified around the world. And what did she do to deserve it? She fell in love with Sir Paul McCartney. With the man. Not his money. She endured Sir Paul's overbearing ways and abuse. She put her career on hold to further Sir Pauls. And what did she get in return? The hate of the world. And barely enough money from Sir Paul's estate to raise her daughter.


That's why I fully support Heather's decision to call in Forensic Accountants to reasses Sir Paul McCartney's financial worth. Poor old Heather was only awarded $57M(AUD). Certainly not a sump to jump for joy over - well she can hardly afford to buy a new leg if she damages this one jumping around foolishly can she? The judge in her divorce case pronounced that Paul was worth on 400 million pounds.

As Heather told reporters outside the court "we all know he's worth 800 million. He's been worth 800 million for the last 15 years."

Though the $800M was in no way the reason that Heather fell for Paul!

So now, Heather wants to prove that Paul is worth much more than the judge believed so that she'll get a larger divorce settlement.........for her daughter people. Not her, her daughter.

You know what makes me angry? Is that the media will once again try to make Heather look like the bad person here. Just like that awful judge who released his full ruling on the divorce and said that Heather was:


- a less than impressive witness
- was less than candid and gave inconsistent and inaccurate evidence
- that she wasn't entitled to have Sir Paul finance the kind of lifestyle that she enjoyed with him when they were married
- that she had a "me too" attitude to the divorce, or a "if he has it, I want it too" approach to working out how much she felt she was entitled to
- that when she joined Sir Paul on tour that she was not his business partner
- and that her career was not hampered by her marriage to Sir Paul

Plainly this is ridiculous and the judge is clearly a Beatles fan! The judge even pointed out in the full ruling that even though Heather donates up to 90% of her income to charity that her tax returns did not show any charitable donations at all. As if a piece of paper is supposed to make us believe that Heather does not care as passionately about charitable causes as she clearly does!!

Well I for one, hope that Heather does prove that Sir Paul is worth over a billion dollars and that the judge finally awards her exactly what she deserves..................... .........ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

For christs sake you crazy gold-digging bitch, f**k off and die. Please. I don't ever want to hear your whiny f**king voice or see your vegan eating face ever again. There's a reason that the media are portraying you as a bitch. It's because you are. And there's a reason that the media are saying that you lost your divorce settlement case. Because you did. Even the Dumbass Queen of the World, Britney Spears, would be able to work out that if you asked for 120M pounds and you only got 25M,that this is substantially less than you wanted.....ergo....you lose.

Now seriously. F**k off to one-legged land and leave us alone!

Rant over.

Have I mentioned that Paul was always my favourite Beatle????

Links
ABC - Judge Slams Mills in Divorce Ruling
The Daily Mail - Heather Calls in the Experts to Prove Paul Does Have 800M
Adelaide Now - McCarthy vs Mills: The Full Judgement
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Demi's Best Ever Detox Secret

March 26th 2008 04:04
demi moore and ashton kutcher
Demi and her two kids.......I mean her husband and her daughter
Welcome back everyone! I hope you all had a great Easter, and like me, ate WAYYYYYYY too many chocolate eggs (can anyone explain to me the link between Jesus dying on the cross and chocolate eggs? Cos I'm not really seeing it.......). If like me, you were an Easter pig, maybe you should consider going on a detox? I personally can't be bothered with the whole detox thing (no willpower), but good ol' Demi Moore swears by it.

To many people, stripping down, shaving your body, immersing yourself in turpentine and then letting leeches suck your blood doesn't sound like it would be fun. Or that you should pay a lot of money to have this procedure done on you. But Demi think's it's a great detox.

Then again, Demi will do just about anything in the name of staying young!

On David Letterman the other night, Demi Moore told David that she's "always been someone looking for the cutting edge of things that optimise your health and healing." And apparently while in Austria doing a cleanse, she also underwent leech therapy. Yeeech.

But before you think of heading down to your local river and sourcing some leeches for a DIY detox, it's not that simple. According to Demi they don't use just any old leech, these leeches are "highly trained medical leeches."

How does one train a leech? And what makes a medical leech different from a swamp leech? Is it the stethoscope he wears around his slimy neck?

According to Demi the leeches detoxify your blood, and she told David Letterman that she was feeling "very detoxified right now."

So there you have it, the secret to Demi's youthful appearance is leech therapy. Oh and the $400,000 she spent on full body plastic surgery a few years ago. That probably helped. Not as much as the leeches.....but still pretty helpful.

Of course, all the leeches and plastic surgery in the world won't help Demi's acting career.

One last comment before I go. How ripped off do you think Rumer Willis feels (pictured above with Demi and Ashton)? Your mum is Demi - who is a very attractive woman. Your dad is Bruce Willis - who is damn hot. And what does Rumer get? The mother of all chins! Seriously. That's a hell of a chin.


Links
Daily Mail
Photo credit - getty images
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jessica simpson look alike doll
This blow up doll probably has a higher IQ than Jessica!
Here's one for the "What in the Weird" files my friends! If you've always had a thing for Jessica Simpson, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan or Sarah Jessica Parker but thought you'd never have a chance in hell of sleeping with them, then today is your lucky day!

Some entrepreneurial adult toy manufacturer has decided to make celebrity look-a-like blow up sex dolls! So now you can sleep with a plastic version of favourite celebrity. If you're interested, you can purchase your doll at many online adult retailers. In fact, I hear that Keith Urban and David Beckham have ordered dolls to be made up of Nicole and Victoria for the times that they feel like having sex with a woman that feels a little less plastic than their wives!

Wow, just when I thought that you couldn't get any more pathetic than buying yourself a plastic doll to have sex with, they come up with this!

Sarah Jessica Parker doll look alike
Is there a big market for unsexy sex dolls?
Is it just me, or does Sarah Jessica Parker seem like an odd person to include in the sex doll range? I can understand Lindsay, Eva and the Jessica's, they've got that sex-bomb thing going on. But Sarah Jessica Parker? I mean last year, SJP was named by Maxim as their Unsexiest Person. I afraid of the people who might consider boning SJP's doll!!! (actually, I'm a little wary of anyone who has to resort to sex dolls!). Mind you, of the sex-doll packaging, I do think the marketing geniuses have excelled with SJP's. Seriously, who comes up with the titles for porno's and sex toys? Is there a class that you have to take to come up with cheesy titles like these????


Links
The Superficial
Huffington Post - Maxim ListsThe Unsexiest Stars
Photo credit - Splash News
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P. Diddy's New Taxi Service

March 13th 2008 23:07
Happy bloody hot Friday dear readers. Sorry for the radio silence, I forgot to post that I would be away most of this week. But now I'm back to let you know what's going on in celebrity land.

Lindsay Lohan passed out in her car on Memorial Day
Help me Puffy, you're the only one who can......
Sean-Puff Daddy- Diddy-P. Diddy Combs is planning a new business venture. And no it's not a new clothing line, or remarkably gay perfume line. It's a new celebrity car service that will pick up drunk celebrities after a hard night of partying


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Okay, so I can't do ghetto talk. I'm a white girl okay!

This weeks Us Magazine has a rather unflattering photo of Mr Britney Spears showing that he's put on a few pounds lately


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Josh Brolin
Finally everyone else is starting to see what I've always seen in Josh. He's REALLY hot. I mean, he's a really good actor.......
I've loved Josh Brolin for many years (in fact, I'm a big fan of the Brolin family. Period). From his first turn as Mikey's older brother, the fitness fanatic Brand Walsh in The Goonies to his sterling portrayal of "Wild Bill" Hickock in tv's The Young Riders (you really don't want to know how much I LOVED that show!). But finally, with his role as Llewelyn Moss in the Coen Brothers No Country For Old Men, Josh is starting to get the recognition for acting that I've known for 20 odd years that he deserved!

Entertainment Weekly featured the following interview with Mr Brolin back in December: CLICK HERE to read the article in its entirety


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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden
Does anyone else think it's weird that Benji and Joel are identical twins and yet Joel is reasonably good looking and Benji is just unattractive????
Last month Sophie Monk and Benji Madden confirmed that they had broken their engagement, after a few months of speculation. Benji was so distraught by the break-up that barely two weeks after making the announcement, he started dating Paris Hilton. Hmmm.....blonde, can't act, can't really sing. Gee Benj really decided to strike out and try something different huh?

Paris and Benji have been virtually inseparable for the last few weeks, and Paris was spotted with a diamond ring on her engagement ring finger last Friday, but she refused to say whether it was an engagement ring (hmmmm.....want attention much Paris


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Mary Kate Olsen
Do you want to see this naked????
Sorry for the silence people. I've been away with work and had no time to keep an eye on celebrity goings-on (a travesty I know!). So it was with relish this weekend that I trawled the news of celebrity-land to see what I had been missing. Imagine my shock at discovering that Hugh Heffner has gone completely bonkers?????

First there was Kim Kardashian posing for Playboy. This is a chick who was famous, first just for being Paris' best friend and then for being filmed being the recipient of a golden shower (apparently......). Then there was talk last week that Hugh thought that he might be able to convince Lindsay Lohan to get naked for Playboy. He was even going to do a Marilyn Monroe style shoot for Lindsay. Cos you know, if you naked photo shoots where you pretend to be Marilyn is art. Not porn. Get it right people


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