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Celebrity Obsession - February 2008

J-Lo Gives Birth

February 24th 2008 23:48
Jennifer Lopez
Yes, she was still denying she was pregnant when this photo was taken
Yes, she waited until she was 5 months pregnant (and roughly the size of a adolescent blue whale) before she'd confirm her pregnancy. Lucky for her, those circus tents she was wearing really hid the fact she was pregnant - way to keep a secret J-Lo! But Jennifer Lopez has finally given birth to twins.


On Friday, Jenny from the Block and her Vampire King husband welcomed a new baby girl and baby boy into their demon lair family.

Jennifer and her sire husband, Marc Antony are said to be over the moon with joy at their new additions. And why wouldn't they be? The undead have just figured out how to procreate. The demon world is partying like it's 1999 today!

Well played Marc. Well played. Now if you can just find a way to become immune to holy water, sunlight and stakes through the heart you will surely rule the world.

Seriously though, congratulations to the happy pair. I wish them well (though I'm certainly going to start wearing a crucifix when I sleep........just in case).

Links
People.com
Photo credit - People

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Jacko Gets Too Wacko!

February 21st 2008 06:47
Micvahel Jackson
Sad freaks shouldn't make outrageous demands!
Just when you thought that Michael Jackson's grasp on reality couldn't get any looser, the NY Post is reporting on the tragic popstars demands to perform at the Grammys. Seems Michael can't get his head around the fact that he's a tragic has-been who quite frankly makes The Elephant Man (wasn't he obsessed with him at one point?) look like a handsome fella!


This year is the 25th anniversary of his Thriller album - you remember Thriller? It was back in the days when Michael was black and had a nose!

As part of his plans of a comeback, Jacko was scheduled to appear at the Grammy's........until his demands became so ridiculous they told him to take a hike!

Jacko's demands included:
- a special honoree to specially introduce him
- a special superstar award to be created specifically for him and to never be given to anyone again
- he wanted at least 30 reference to him being The King of Pop

Basically he wanted the entire awards show to be all about him!

I thought that Britney was delusional, but hot damn that crazy bitch is completely sane compared to the nutcase that is Michael Jackson.

Just a tip Mikey - if you've been accused of 'interfering with kids' not once but several times, and you've had to move to Dubai because nobody wants you living anywhere near their kids and you haven't sold an album in about 15 years...........you really dont have a case to make outrageous demands.

Finally, I'd just like to say THANK YOU to the Grammy organisers who told Jacko to take a hike. Looking at Michael is scary! He scares small (and large) children with that hideous face of his!!!!!!!!!

Links
NY Post
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Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

February 20th 2008 06:10
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes!
In 1962 photographer, Bert Stern, shot a collection of pictures of Marilyn Monroe entitled "The Last Sitting" just 6 weeks before she died.

This month in NY Magazine, Bert Stern recreates the famous The Last Sitting shoot with none other than Lindsay Lohan. Until now, the only thing Lindsay Lohan really had in common with Marilyn Monroe was the fact that she was likely to die of a drug overdose in a bath before the age of 37 too! But weirdly enough, Bert seemed to think that Linds could pull off the photo shoot.

And when you think about it, Lindsay was probably better suited to the shoot than most. Supposedly Marilyn was pretty much drunk and on drugs when she did the original shots (shot over a couple of days).

Stern has said that he was interested in using Lindsay as he felt that she had "more depth" than she has shown in her movies. Bert, Bert, Bert, most kiddy pools have more depth than Lindsay Lohan! But having said that, Linds looks surprisingly good in the shots.

Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
This whole shoot sounded like a great idea after several grams of coke!
Lindsay of course, jumped at the idea of the photoshoot as she is apparently rather obsessed with Marilyn. A maneater who was more famous for her sexuality that her acting ability...........wow, these two really are alike!!!

So, what do you think of Lindsay's shoot? Good? Bad? Do you like Lindsay more now? Or are you hoping that, like her idol Marilyn, she's dead within 6 weeks?? Head on over to NY Mag for more on Lindsay
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe
Violets are blue, my roses are yellow. Coke and ecstasy made me hyper, but bongs and beer makes me mellow



Links
NY Mag


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Paris Hilton arriving at the premiere of The hottie and the nottie
Paris at the premiere of The Hottie and The Nottie. Perhaps she should have paid for a ticket to see the screening!
If you're the sort of person who thinks that a movie entitled The Hottie and The Nottie sounds like it'd be a piece of crap..............then you'd probably be correct.

Paris Hilton's new flick, the very cleverly titled The Hottie and The Nottie was released recently. The film was shown on 111 screens across the country and took a staggering $9000 on it's opening weekend. That's around $76 per screening


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The Hilton Name Sullied Again

February 13th 2008 23:57
Barron Hilton Mugshot
How will the Hilton's cope with the shame? They should have stuck to daughters - they're so well behaved
I don't know how poor Paris and Nikki Hilton will hold their heads high in public after their little brother Barron bought untold shame to the Hilton family by being arrested for Driving Under the Influence this week!!!

The 18 year old was charged after swerving his Mercedes and crashing into a gas station! Not only did he have a blood alcohol level of 0.14, he was also driving with a fake licence


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Britney Released From Hospital

February 7th 2008 03:34
Police motorcaid escorting Britney Spears to hospital
Was a motorcaid necessary to get Britney home?
I know, we're all sick to death of Britney. Heck, I haven't bothered posting this week because all I heard was Britney, Britney, Britney and it bored me (well that and the fact that one of the people I work with walked out this week leaving me to do the job of 2 people and it makes me a bit busy at the moment!). But also, I'm trying to keep my Britney reports to a minimum!

But there's no escaping it today. Why? Because Britney has been released from hospital


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Britney Spears Committed....Again

February 1st 2008 00:22
Motorcaid escorting Britney to hospital
Did Britney suddenly become President and nobody bothered to tell me?
The saga of Britney Spears doesn't appear to be ending any time soon! The troubled popette was taken by ambulance from her home at 1am Wednesday night (LA time) to the UCLA Medical Center. Brit is on a 5150 hold (mental evaluation hold - where she can be held against her will) after she was found driving around her neighbourhood like a madwoman and refusing to take her medication.

Supposedly it was Britney's new psychiatrist who called the ambulance to take her to hospital after realising that Britney hadn't slept since Saturday


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