November 2007 - Celebrity

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Celebrity Obsession - November 2007

Tara Reid - Australia's Favourite Hooker?

November 29th 2007 23:38

$25.....she's pretty cheap

If you happen to be in Darwin this Sunday, for $25.00 you can go along to the Hookers Ball, hosted by Tara Reid.

You know it's a high class affair when they can't even spell American on the poster!!!

Tara Reid - A Lister??? Really. A-List??? I mean if your definition of A-List is a drunken skank who can't act who is most famous for her botched boob job and vomit inducing stomach thanks to her botched lipo who once was so out of it on the red carpet she didn't notice that one breast had fallen completely out of her dress, then I guess she's A-List. Actually, maybe that's not such a bad definition of A-List. Going by that definition (other than the lipo and boob job) then Britney, Lindsay and Paris are A-List.

Hmmm.....okay, so the dudes who organised the Hookers Ball can't spell. But they know their A-List skanks.

Bet you're wishing you lived in Darwin right now...........

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Britney's Comeback Album Fizzles

November 29th 2007 02:29

Could this be Britney's last album??

After partying, rehab, crotch flashing, sex in toilets, losing her kids, publically ridiculed performances and just generally becoming a sad example of what happens when White Trash strikes it rich, Britney Spears had been hoping to teach her critics a thing or two by releasing a spectacular comeback album. And while one day she just might do that. Unfortunately for her, her new album Blackout isn't going to revive her career anytime soon!

After 4 weeks, Blackout is sitting at number 18 in the Australian Charts, after getting as high as number 3.

In the US, Blackout is sitting at a dismal 23rd place, after peaking at number 2. With less than half a million records sold it's likely that this will be the first Britney Spears album not to go platinum.

Perhaps if Britney had of been capable of promoting her album it might be doing a little bit better. But Jive Records pulled all promotion when the trainwreck popstar couldn't even be trusted to turn up to events. Personally, I think Jive were a little unfair. Britney is a very busy woman. She has to spend at least 10 hours a day driving aimlessly around to fast food restaurants and Star Bucks before filling up her car 7 times a day. That kind of schedule can wear a girl out!

Oh well, it might be bad news for Britney. But it's welcome news to my ears!!!!!!

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Celebrity Obsession - They Won't Take No More of Britney's Jive

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Britney Feels Like Some Chinese

November 27th 2007 02:00

Ha, I don't care if you take my kids away. I'm going to buy new ones!

Now there is absolutely no way in hell that this story is true. But apparently Britney Spears is going to adopt Chinese twins!

Apparently Brit has told friends that she's in the final stages of adoption plans with an agency who will help her adopt twins from China.

Friends feels that Brit has decided to adopt because she's desperately missing her own sons (whom she lost custody of to her ex-husband a few weeks ago).

Okay, firstly Britney lost custody of her own kids. I don't think ANYONE is going to give her custody of any kids at this point in time. Secondly, if this story is true, then maybe our favourite mental-patient might consider cleaning up her act to get her own kids back, rather than replacing them with new Chinese versions. After all, a child is not just for christmas.

Apparently, Britney has also pre-purchased her own funeral, and has forked out about $70,000 (AUD) for her funeral, as she fears her lifestyle may lead her to an early grave.

Britney can't plan ahead to make it to a drug test, or court hearing on time. I'm having a little trouble believing that the dumbass could think that far ahead to plan her own funeral. But you know, there's a part of me that can totally believe Britney seeing a late night commercial for a pre-pay your funeral service and thinking to herself "oh my god, that's like a totally like awesome idea. As soon as I finish this bucket of fried chicken, I'm totally going to like call them y'all."

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Poor Old Nicole.......

November 26th 2007 02:50

You can see the fear in her face. What a terrible ordeal testifying must have been!

I don't really like Nicole Kidman. I know lots of people who do, but I've just never seen her appeal. But last week, poor old Nicole had to go to court to testify against a Sydney paparazzi accused of stalking her.

Brendan Shanahan of the Daily Telegraph has written an editorial about poor Nic's woes with the papparazzi. And to be honest...........it's just about the best Nicole Kidman article I've ever read

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Janice Dickinson - Desperately Seeking Attention

November 20th 2007 02:49

The self-proclaimed Worlds First Supermodel, Janice Dickinson is a bit long in the tooth these days. While she runs her own modelling agency, lets face it, clients are hardly beating down her door to get Janice to model for anything. So, desperate for attention, Janice has revealed to the News of the World her bi-sexual nature.

Please put the dress back down. Nobody wants to see what you've got to offer Janice

Seeking attention is nothing new for Janice. She regularly flashes her undies at paparazzi, apparently unconcerned that NOBODY wants to see the undies of a 52 yr old too-skinny and over plastic surgery'd hag

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Victoria's Secret Fashion Parade

November 19th 2007 01:45

It's Monday. I'm a little fragile. A little sad about the end of the weekend. So I need to ease myself into the working week. So, here's a bit of fun.

Last Wednesday night the annual Victoria's Secret Lingerie fashion parade was held. It was a star studded affair with models such as Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio were on hand. The Spice Girls even performed during the fashion parade. Here's a few pics for you to look through

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Lindsay Has A Lot to be Thankful For

November 16th 2007 05:53

84 minutes............wow, that's a pretty harsh sentence!

It's almost thanksgiving in the US. And this year, Lindsay Lohan has A LOT to be thankful for.

There's the fact that she's been caught Driving Under the Influence.....twice now and hasn't killed anyone. She's been arrested for felony possession of drugs as well as those DUI's. And Lindsay got for her trouble was 10 days community service and 24 hrs in jail

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Some Advice for Heather Mills

November 13th 2007 06:31

You think you've had it tough? Imagine being dumped for Tori Spelling!!!!!!!!

Canadian tv personality Mary Jo Eustace has given some advice to Heather Mills for free. I don't know much about Mary Jo, other than she's the woman that Dean McDermott dumped for Tori Spelling. But I like her advice.

Mary Jo had this advice for Heather Mills, who has been going around crying on talkshows the world over. Apparently ~~old peg-leg~~ Heather seems to think that if she acts like a paranoid freak, makes veiled threats to Paul McCartney and then tops it off by saying that she thought about suicide to protect her daughter, that everyone might ease up on her

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Worlds Worst Kept Secret is Revealed

November 11th 2007 22:58

Nope, definitely couldn't tell that you were pregnant. You sure fooled us!!!

Jennifer Lopez finally confirmed Hollywoods Worst Kept Secret by revealing that she is pregnant last Wednesday night during her last performance of her El Cantante tour.

Husband, Marc Antony, told the audience that he "did not expect her to say anything

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Pete Doherty Back in Rehab

November 8th 2007 06:52

Whew, you know there was a couple of weeks in October when I thought that Pete Doherty might actually be trying to kick his heroin habit once and for all. But then I remembered that this is Pete that we're talking about. Pete doesn't let a little thing like 75 attempts at rehab and numerous arrests (why isn't he in jail????) stop him from getting high!

Last weekend, Pete attended the MTv European Awards, and happily told everyone about how well he was doing when it came to kicking drugs. He even joked to a reporter that he was 'missing' hard drugs

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And they're off and racing......

November 5th 2007 08:00

Well the Spring Racing Carnival is well and truly off and racing. Derby Day was held last Saturday and what a party it was!! 116,000 of my closest friends drinking till they couldn't drink any more. Unfortunately I didn't get access to the Corporate (celebrity) marquee's......channel 7 if you're reading.....c'mon, invite me!!!!!!!

Anyone who has attended a Spring Racing event knows it has very little to do with horse racing and a whole lot to do with fashion......and drinking. And the stars didn't disappoint in the fashion stakes. With some international celeb's on hand, Derby Day was THE place to be

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Halloween - Hollywood Style

November 2nd 2007 02:12

It's been Halloween parties all week in celeb-land. Who doesn't love a chance to dress up??? Since it's a Friday and I'm feeling a bit mellow, I thought we'd check out the garb that the celebrities donned for Halloween.

First Up - Paris Hilton

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They Won't Take No More of Britney's Jive.....

November 1st 2007 02:01

So rich....and yet so very very dumb

It seems that even Britney's record label, Jive (see how I cleverly incorporated that into the title of this post???) is a little fed up with the trainwreck popstar. According to the NY Daily News, Jive have officially given up on her promoting her album, which was released on the weekend.

There will be no tour to accompany the album (though after seeing Brit's performance at the VMA's.....that's probably a bonus

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