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Celebrity Obsession - October 2007

Scarlett Johansson Gives Awesome Gifts

October 31st 2007 02:10
Scarlett Johansson
My what pretty teeth you have Miss Scarlett
Last week, Scarlett Johansson's boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds had his birthday. So what did his hot girlfriend do for him? Take him out for dinner and then treat him to a private strip show? Buy him a car? Answer her door to him naked and carrying a case of beer (heads up girls, if you really want to do something special for your man, I have it on good authority that that last option is the one to go with!)


So what did Scarlett get Ryan? Well, it was none of the above. Instead Scarlett had to have her wisdom teeth removed. So she had one dipped in gold and had it strung on a necklace for him.

Yeah, I'm betting Ryan was stoked that you decided not to go with the answering the door naked with beer option and instead decided to get all creepy and give him one of your teeth Scarlett!!

Note to Scarlett, leave the creepy gift giving to Angelina Jolie.

Thanks for being patient while I was away everyone. I thought about posting for you while I was away. But that would have required me getting off my barstool at the pool bar and locating an internet cafe. And based on the number of cocktails I drank at the pool bar it's highly likely I would have drowned before I got out of the pool. It was much safer for me to stay right where I was!!!!!!!!

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When Jessica Attacks

October 25th 2007 13:55
jessica biel
Is it just me, or does her top lip look suspiciously 'full' and collagen enhanced?
Jessica Biel went on the offensive yesterday and hit a paparazzi with an umbrella as she left her yoga class and apparently yelled at him to get a real job that didn't involve stalking other people.

A real job? Maybe one where you play pretend? What's that called again? Acting. That's it. Yeah, he should get a real job like that.

If I was you Jess, I'd be happy that the paparazzi follow you. You can't act. Your only hope of being hired for movies is that studio bosses see pics of you in magazines and think that you're popular.

Who knew that anyone bothered following Jessica around when she wasn't with Justin Trousersnake?? Sure she's got a great body, but how many paparazzi can there be following her when Britney Spears is loose on the streets? Eh, maybe that photographer was a closest 7th Heaven fan.

Sorry for the late post. I've been running around getting myself ready to head to Hamilton Island for a few days (one day I will learn to get myself organised before the last minute......but that day is still a way off).

I will attempt to post updates while I'm away, but who knows, I may be too busy drinking margarita's by the pool. Anyway, it's just a short break, and I'll be back on Wednesday.

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Britney Fails at Parenting

October 24th 2007 07:54
Britney Spears
She spends all day changing clothes, and THIS is what she comes up with???
As part of ongoing custody battle between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, our favourite habitual and frequent drug user had to submit to parent coaching before the judge would decide if he would allow her to go back to sharing custody of Jayden James and Sean Preston 50/50 with K-Fed.

Well, the results are in, and not surprisingly, things aren't looking so good for Brit.

TMZ is reporting that the parenting coach filed her assessment with the courts yesterday and are claiming the parenting coach says:

- Britney ignored the coach, not even acknowledging her presence
- The coach couldn't teach Britney anything about parenting as Brit wasn't interested in listening
- Britney often ignores the kids and exists in her own little world much of the time
- Britney often disappears and wasn't around much for the coach or the kids
- Britney seemed to spend most of her time on her cell phone and changing outfits.

The only part of this that shocks me is that Britney constantly changes outfits. Are you seriously telling me that she changes outfits multiple times a day and the ones we see her photographed in is the best she could come up with?????

For that alone the kids need to be removed from her. Passing on dress sense like that to innocent children is practically child abuse.

On a serious note though. Surely this is proof to Britney's family that she is mentally ill and needs some help. Rational people who claim that they want to get custody of their children do not act like this around the person who could conceivably persuade a judge to hand custody back to her.

Yes, Britney is so stupid that she could single-handedly disprove Charles Darwin's theory of evolution (there's no way that she could have figured out how to get out of the swamp). But even allowing for that, girlfriend still has mental problems.

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TMZ - Parenting coach to Brit : I'm not a potted plant
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Reece and Jake Go Public

October 24th 2007 07:08
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon at Italy premiere of Rendition
Officially a couple?
There's been speculation for months that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating.

Back in April, People reported that they were 'getting close' but taking things slow. Then in June, they ran a story about why Reese had to break it off with Jake. Apparently poor old Reese didn't have the time for a relationship with her kids and her career


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Kid Rock is SO Hardcore

October 23rd 2007 06:32
Kid Rock gets arrested
Can you kick this guys ass?
Bob Ritchie, or Kid Rock, was arrested early on Sunday morning. Yep, he's tough as old boots is Bob. Was it drugs? Alcohol? A drive by shooting?

Not quite


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What Britney Said This Week..........

October 19th 2007 01:25
Britney Spears
It's Britney, she thinks its classy to have the bottons on her dress open
I must apologise for my dismal efforts this week. It's been a crazy busy week and I've gotten home from work in time to fall in to bed each night. I've been quite out of touch with the goings on of the celebrity world. But fear not. I'm back now and ready to report......

Poor old Britney has once again lost all visitation rights with her kids. Why? Well, as part of Britney's court order, she has to supply the drug testing people with her contact details so she can be contacted for her random drug tests. Hmmm....so you get your assistant to pass on your address and mobile number. Easy right? Apparently not so for Brit. Brit has failed to give them the info they need, and so an LA court has taken away her visitation rights. Damn, that girl really doesn't want her kids


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Colin Farrell Talks About His 'Special Needs' Son

October 16th 2007 05:17
Colin Farrell
After a few beers its hard to tell whether it's my son or me who is the one afflicted with a disability
While most of us are aware that Colin Farrell has a son to his ex-girlfriend, Kim Bordenave, you probably didn't know that his son was born with a rare form of cerebral palsy called Angelman Syndrome which affects speech and mobility.

4 year old James only took his first step approximately 6 weeks ago. As Colin describes it


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Is Lindsay Lohan Broke???

October 15th 2007 04:07
Lindsay Lohan at the 2007/2008 Chanel Cruise show
Can you spare $5??
News of the World is reporting that little Lindsay Lohan is on the verge of being broke, after blowing almost $7 million on partying.

What? Is that a bad thing


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Orlando Bloom is Practically a Hero.....

October 15th 2007 01:08
Orlando Bloom
He's a real life hero.....just like he plays in the movies
Probably, the good folks in LA are already planning a ticker tape parade in honour (you see what I'm doing here. I'm being sarcastic. I don't really think Orlando is a hero at all. Wily and crafty....that's me)!

Last Friday night, Orlando, and two female passengers were involved in a car crash. Orlando's porsche hit a parked car after he was apparently cut off by another driver. Being the superhero Orlando is, after the crash, Orlando got out of the car and began walking off leaving the car behind along with the two women he was travelling with - one who suffered a fractured neck and one who was injured when her seatbelt cut her


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She Still Scrubs Up Pretty Well.....

October 12th 2007 05:22
Sharon Stone in Monte Carlo
I was going without underwear WAY before you Britney
Earlier this week, Sharon Stone attended the Gala Dinner for International Cinema for Truth in Monte Carlo.

She'll be 50 in March next year. Not bad at all, huh? Yep, she's still got it


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Another Celebrity Off To Jail.........

October 12th 2007 00:05
Michelle Rodrigues
It takes a lot of vodka before ass-less jeans seem stylish
Man, it's just raining jail sentences for celebrities at the moment!! The latest celebrity to be heading off to prison is Lost star Michelle Rodriguez. And it's no 20 day sentence either!

Michelle was sentenced to 180 days (or close enough to 6 months) jail time for violating her probation for previous offenses! In 2004 Michelle pleaded no contest (or guilty) to 3 traffic offenses, including a hit and run and drink driving. Michelle admitted that she did not complete her community service, even though she'd signed documentation saying that she did do it. Liar, liar pants on fire


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Keifer is Heading to Jail

October 10th 2007 23:17
No that's not a plotline twist in 24. Keifer Sutherland is actually heading to jail. Keifer pleaded no contest to a drink driving charge in court yesterday.

While sentencing won't be held until December 21, it's expected that Keifer will be heading to jail to serve 18 days for violating his parole (for a drink driving offense in 2004) and a further 30 days for Driving Under the Influence


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Lindsay Found Rehab “Sobering”

October 9th 2007 23:58
Lindsay Lohan & father Michael Lohan
See....we're good people now.
Sorry for not posting earlier this week, been away and couldn't access my internet. And would you believe it, as soon as I can't get near a computer Lindsay Lohan up and leaves rehab!! So what has Lindsay been doing since leaving rehab? Read on to find out.......................

As any good publicist will tell you, your first stop after rehab should be to a major magazine to tell them about how you hit rock bottom, had to re-discover yourself, find out what is really important to you, take responsibility for your actions and how ‘voila, you’re now a good person


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K-Fed to Keep the Kids

October 4th 2007 22:51
Britney Spears
Eh, who wants kids anyway. They just get in the way of the drug taking and partying
At a hearing held yesterday in the US, Judge Gordan Scott ruled that Britney won't be getting her kids back anytime soon. Noticably absent from the court hearing was one person. I don't want to point fingers, but her initials are..........Britney Spears. Yeah you got me. Good work. You dragged it out of me. Have you considered a career as an interrogator? You're really good.

Anyway, on to the story. Kevin, being the slightly less retarded of the kids parents, turned up to court looking very parental. Due to an eye infection, he was wearing an eye patch


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Oh God My Eyes....My Eyes......

October 3rd 2007 09:25
Tori Spelling hosts the PUssycat Lounge
Is this supposed to be sexy or scary?
Oh the horror!!! That's the first thing I started yelling when I saw these pics of Tori Spelling hosting the Pussycat Lounge in Las Vegas.

Is this supposed to be sexy??? I guess at least those freaky fake boobs are covered up. But what about that mouth??? It's like someone took the mouth from Luna Park and parked it on her face! And shouldn't she have a chin


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Breaking News - Britney Loses Custody of Kids

October 1st 2007 23:02
My my, she's come a long way (down) from her days as America's Sweetheart..........

Britney Spears was yesterday, ordered to hand over custody of her 2 children, Sean Preston and Jayden James to her ex-husband Kevin Federline


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A Good Old Fashioned Cat Fight

October 1st 2007 10:06
Rhys Ifans
Its a sad day when a man this ugly has two women fighting over him!!!!
It's been a while since we've seen a good old fashioned catfight, but thankfully Kate Moss and Sienna Miller have stepped up to the plate to give us some fun.

The two went at each other at a mutual friends wedding last weekend. Kate was less than pleased when Sienna turned up to the event with Kate's old pal Rhys Ifans (yes, the ugly guy out of Notting Hill!!!!). Kate is said to be less than pleased that Sienna and Rhys have hooked up as Rhys has stopped boozing with Kate now that he has Sienna


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Wedding Bells Are Gonna Be Ringing

October 1st 2007 09:53
Nicole Richie pregnant in a bikini
The bun appears to be cooking nicely in the oven
First comes love, then comes marriage...........then a sensational divorce???? Oh I shouldn't be so cynical. Two couples who want to show us that a Hollywood relationship can last the distance are getting set to get married.

Five months pregnant, Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden are rumoured to be getting hitched on October 13 in Laguna Beach. It's one thing to be a formerly anorexic heroin junkie who has been photographed snorting mountains of cocain.......but Nicole draws the line at having an illegitmate child


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