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Celebrity Obsession - September 2007

Lindsay Stole Coke from Steve-O

September 27th 2007 23:30
If going to rehab 3 times in one year hasn't convinced you that Lindsay Lohan liked her coke, maybe this will.

On the Howard Stern show yesterday, Steve-O told of how Lindsay once stole coke from him.

The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.


The Boog Suge........haven't heard coke called that before?????

Sorry for the fact that I don't have any pics today, and the haphazard posts of late, my internet is all kinds of f**ked up at the moment. Mobile broadband....my ass!!

Hopefully I really will have everything sorted this weekend. Can't even post while I'm at work.....which sucks ass. But bear with me and next week we'll be running on full steam.

Hope everyone has a good Grand Final weekend!!! I'm a West Coast supporter, but I'm going for the Cats this year (those poor Geelong fans couldn't cope with another lost Grand Final).

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Keifer Sutherland Arrested

September 26th 2007 07:00
Keifer Sutherland
Okay.....so how do I get myself knocked up?
Keifer Sutherland was arrested last night for Driving Under the Influence (damn, surely these folks can afford a taxi????). Unfortunately for Keifer this isn't his first offense. Or his second. Or third. In fact it's his 4th DUI charge! His first 2 charges were from 1989 and 1993. But it's the 3rd one that's gonna cause some problems for Keifer.


Back in Nov 2004, Keifer was given a 5 years probation after driving with a blood alcohol limit of 0.22. Last nights arrest means that if convicted, he will have violated his probation.

If that's not bad enough, guess who was the judge in Keifer's 2004 case, and who Keifer will presumably have to face up to if he's found to have violated his probation? Why it's none other than Judge Michael Sauer!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, not the dude who cried on camera in the Anna Nicole Smith case! He's the guy who sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days jail for violating his probation.

Seems to me that Jack Bauer better find himself a way to get pregnant if he wants to avoid jail time. Apparently if you're pregnant, you can be out of your mind on a cocktail of drugs, drive the wrong way down a major highway and have a long history of drug use and you'll only have to sit in jail for 80 minutes!

Well, Jack Bauer is the master of getting out of sticky situations......we'll see how he gets out of this one.

Clocks ticking..........

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TMZ - Keifer could face big jail time
TMZ - Keifer: Once, Twice, Three, Four Times a Busted
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Lindsay is Breaking Out!!!!!!!!

September 26th 2007 03:46
Linday Lohan
What I wouldn't give for a mountain of blow right now.....
Sick of hearing about Britney Spears' latest exploits? Well you can rejoice my friend, cos very soon there'll be a new source of gossip! It is rumoured that Lindsay Lohan is leaving rehab this weekend!! That's right, soon there will be another trainwreck in town!

So, will Lindsay head straight to Vegas? Back to LA? Will she head to Europe and do some travel? Or will she get loaded, jump behind the wheel of a car and see if she can't get back in the newspapers? Only time will tell.

Lindsay has been at the Cirque Lodge in Utah (mormon city, my friends. Not a lot of partying going on there. Lindsay's gotta be itching to go out. She'll wear an ankle bracelet of course to prove to us all how serious she is about her newfound sobriety) for almost 2 months, and has surprisingly kept a low profile.

A low profile for sure, but she's still popped up routinely in news reports. Only this week it was reported that Lindsay was the reason for Dead Stays Alive, singer Tony Allen's marriage break down. Apparently Linds and Tony got it on in a toilet stall. Nice!!

Welcome back to the real world Lindsay. I've got a vodka here waiting for you!

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NY Daily News
Lindsay Lohan Denies Breaking Up Marriage
Lindsay Lohan Gets Blame in Rehab Pal's Divorce
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When Ex's Attack!!!

September 25th 2007 03:22
Charlie Sheen
So what's wrong with internet porn?
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards may have been divorced for nearly 2 years, but their ongoing custody battle for their kids just gets uglier. Is Charlie an inappropriate parent, or is Denise Richards an head-case using their kids to piss off her ex? A little of both perhaps?

On September 19, Denise Richards filed a motion to block Charlie from having their daughters on overnight visits. Her reasons? Apparently Charlie doesn't mind a bit of internet porn. The more likely reason? Well Charlie dared to think that he might be able to choose the nanny that supervises the kids when he has them


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P. Diddy A Real Life Bad Boy.......

September 21st 2007 01:46
Sean Combs, P. Diddy
Shit! I just broke a nail!!!!!!!!!!!
Or not.

Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy may as well just change his name to Nancy Boy, Girly Man or someother variation on the theme and just be done with it


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Adrian : Paris is my Mentor

September 20th 2007 02:25
Adrian Greiner
Weird. He looks normal enough.
Paris Hilton has been chasing after Entourage star, Adrian Grenier for the better part of the last month. And weirdly, it looks like her affections might be reciprocated!!

E!Online asked Adrian about the worlds most recognised socialite and he responded with


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Britney Spears
Remember the days when she wasn't a complete mess??
I know yesterday I said I almost felt sorry for Britney when things in her world went from bad to worse.....and sailed right past into disaster territory. But I take it all back. I don't feel bad for her at all.

Why? I hear you ask. Because only hours after being told by a judge that she basically is a disaster as a mother, and that she'd have to submit to drug and alcohol testing twice a week if she wanted to keep her kids................BRITNEY WENT OUT PARTYING


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Poor Old Britney

September 19th 2007 03:15
Britney Spears at 2007 VMAs
Ooops.....my bad.
I know I've laughed at Britney Spears' misfortunes (mostly because they were of her own doing!). But even I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Britney.

Since Brit's failed comeback at the VMA's last week, things have gotten even worse for the woman who used to be America's Pop Princess. As you may be aware, Britney is in the middle of a custody battle with her ex-husband over their two children. Court proceedings are currently underway. Things got a little more stressful for Britney this week when her lawyer, Laura Wasser, quit. It's rumoured that Wasser walked as Britney is was a problem client who wouldn't listen to any advice she was given. Publicly however, Wasser told the media that Britney would be in excellent hands with her new attorney, and she didn't want anyone to perceive that Brit was being dumped by her legal team


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A Real Life Fairytale Romance

September 17th 2007 01:36
Pamela Anderson
Its true love this time........
Pamela Anderson has a new man in her life. In a romance that would rival the sappiest of Mills and Boon's novels, Pamela Anderson recently got engaged to Rick Solomon after he agreed to let her pay off her gambling debt to him in the form of sexual favours.

Rick Solomon is better known as the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape, One Night in Paris. The charmer, after videoing himself and Paris going at it, released the video via the internet


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Poor OLD Demi Moore

September 14th 2007 00:29
Demi Moore
This body is worth $450,000!!!!
Four years ago Demi Moore spent around $450,000 on a full body surgical makeover hoping that it would help her re-enter the acting game. Was it money well spent? Well, she looked great in a bikini in Charlies Angels: Full Throttle. But what was the last movie you saw Demi in since then??????

My point exactly


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Everybody Blames Dina!!!!!!!!

September 13th 2007 06:11
Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan and Callum Best
No mom, I don't wanna have a threesome with you again tonight. He's my boyfriend!



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It's a Mystery

September 12th 2007 01:22
Before I report on any real news (did you like the way I just pretended that what I have to say is real news......clever huh?) something has come to my attention. I can't explain it. Maybe you can.

I know Paris Hilton has tried to overhaul her image since leaving prison. But can anyone explain to me why it is that she thinks having old lady hair will make her credible


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Wrap Up of the VMA's

September 11th 2007 03:20
Britney Spears at the VMA 2007
Yes, we found your performance laughable as well
Why do they even have the Video Music Awards? Honestly, they're a waste of time and effort.....and many of the stars don't even bother to show up. But for better of worse, MTv keep em' going.

For those of you who didn't catch the awards, here's what you missed


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Britney at the VMA's

September 10th 2007 02:53
Britney Spears
So much for a career comeback!
We all know that Britney Spears was the opening act for the Video Music Awards in Las Vegas which started about an hour or so ago.

And from the comments I've seen around, it looks as though her comeback was more Trainwreck than Triumpant


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I Feel Stupid Now.......

September 10th 2007 02:07
Avril Lavigne
Wow, she's a great person
Yes, I have been a knocker of Avril Lavigne. I don't like her. But now, I feel stupid, as it's obvious that Avril Lavigne is a human being of amazing depth and compassion. We could all learn a lot from her.

Okay, so sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. But the lowest form of wit is all that someone like Avril (the lowest form of 'musician') deserves. Ms Lavigne has really opened up in an interview with Q Magazine and shown us all what a truly vapid and self-absorbed creature she is. Avril's Ten Commandements included some of the following gems


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Nicole Kidman on cover of Vanity Fair
I think she's trying to look sexy? It's hard to tell when her face is frozen!


Nicole Kidman has given an unusually revealling interview in this months Vanity Fair. In the article the usually reserved star talks about her marriage to Tom Cruise and her engagement to a mystery man before she married Keith Urban


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Well Someone Has To Be A Bad Boy

September 6th 2007 01:03
Tommy Lee
A champion of bad boys everywhere
You know, all we ever hear about is the bad behaviour of Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Skanks Spears. Where are all the bad boys? Remember when Sean Penn used to used the papparazzi as sparring partners? And Johnny Depp used to trash hotel rooms....just cos he could?

Now, it seems the only bad boy we have is Pete Dopehead Doherty. And I don't really class him as a bad boy, because he's a bit too pathetic


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David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston
Old friends are the best
With the cast of Sex and the City reuniting for a big screen movie, there's been talk that perhaps the cast of Friends would do something similar. But don't get too excited folks. According to David Schwimmer, nobody has even been approached about a Friends reunion.

Though even if he was approached, David Schwimmer says he would say NO to the idea


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She's One Smoking Hot Mama!

September 5th 2007 06:25
Halle Berry
Now THAT'S a yummy mummy
41 year old actrees, Halle Berry has confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is 3 mths pregnant! Halle wrote in an email to Nancy O'Dell:

"Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”
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Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams
Soul mates no more
Man, it's a slow news day in celebrity-world! It's Memorial Day in the US and lets face it, we won't hear the good gossip until tomorrow. Though with Lindsay locked away in rehab and Nicole Richie pregnant, the gossip is unlikely to even be any good.

Anyway, with it being such a slow news day, I thought I'd mention to you all that Heath Ledger and mother of his daughter Matilda, Michelle Williams have split up. Work pressures are being blamed. According to People, the couple's relationship had been rocky for a while


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Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears in a year or two.....


Even in death, the crazy trainwreck that was Anna Nicole Smith's life continues. "Blonde Ambintion: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith's Death", a book written by former MSNBC journalist Rita Cosby about the demise of Anna Nicole Smith is about to be released. In the book, Cosby makes some amazing claims about Anna Nicole's longtime companion Howard K. Stern and the father of her daughter, Larry Birkhead


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This is bloody funny!!!!!!!!

September 2nd 2007 08:23
Most of you might have seen the Lindsay Lohan Fully Loaded Video that I put up here a few weeks ago.

Well now, some very creative folks at OMovies have done their own Lindsay Lohan video and it's quite possibly the best one I've seen yet. Bloody funny stuff


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