The Greatest Mind of Our Time.......
August 31st 2007 00:05
Would you take style advice from this man?
Okay, now that you've digested that info, on with the story. As I said, Ashton has written an essay for this months Harpers offering advice to couples on how to dress! Ashton imparts pearls of wisdom such as:
"Your man should not upstage you. He is there to highlight you."
"Guys don't like to be told they look nice, pretty, or cute or that they clean up well. We want to feel dirty, rugged, and, most important, that you feel safe when you are in our company. So when your guy finally tries on something that you like, tell him that he looks like James Bond or Tony Montana."
"Feel free to be even more vague than that: 'Wow, that suit makes you look like that hot football player!' Trust me, say any of this and you won't be able to get him to take the damn suit off."
"When it comes to getting dressed, men are a little bit more important than handbags but less important than shoes. At any rate, we are merely accessories."
Okay, so Ashton is Demi's handbag? No wait. Shoes? No. No. He's more important than her handbag, but not as important as her shoes. So her belt perhaps? Maybe earrings?
I think I can see a Pulitzer Prize in Ashton's future. Hey, at least he knows his place!
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