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Celebrity Obsession - May 2007

K-Fed Will Be Back

May 31st 2007 05:18
Kevin Federline
K-Fed
Remember way back in November last year when we all cheered because Britney Spears finally got around to dumping her dumbass husband Kevin Federline? (Who knew back then the K-Fed would be the one to actually retain some dignity throughout the divorce???).


You may even remember that Kevin released a rap album called Playing With Fire. It was a truly superb album that sold an amazing 6,495 units in it's first week of release, debuting at 151 on the music charts and was referred to as "poison" by Rolling Stone Magazine. Lets just compare that to Justin Timberlake's latest album Future Sex/Love Sounds, which sold 684,400 units in it's first week and debuted at Number 1. Okay, so he sold almost as many cd's as JT. I mean 6,495 is what, half of 684,400? Oh no, that's not right. Ummm....30%? No, still not right. 10%? Hmmm.....nope. Oh, 1% of JT's. Yep, seems to add up.

So, his debut wasn't the most successful in history.

But that's not stopping K-Fed. He's planning to release a second album. And this time he's using his OWN money (cos no record label in the world would pay for him to make another one!).


According to Janet Charlton, K-Fed's consulting with friends he's made in the music biz and is basically making the album himself in his home studio. Good to see that he's put that divorce settlement to good use.

Apparently, K-Fed spends most of his time at home working on the album, saying that he only goes out to clubs these days if he's being paid to be there. So presumably, he's spending A LOT of time at home........cos who would pay to have him at their club????

Well, I guess someone has to be home with the kids. God knows his even-dumber-than-he-is ex-wife isn't bothering. You know, sometimes I think it really was a tragedy that Brit and Kev broke up. I'm not sure either of them will ever find someone as trailer trash as they are!!

And as if the idea of having your ears assailed by K-Fed again isn't bad enough, it's been reported that Kevin has landed himself a movie role in a new film starring Keanu Reeves and Forest Whittaker. The role will be "small but notable".

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Okay, it's May 31st and I'm trying to get myself prepared for June. June is going to be a very tough month. Paris Hilton will be spending the majority of the month in jail. Lindsay will be in rehab for the month. Mischa Barton will probably lie low after OD'ing on 'shrooms and coke (allegedly). And I doubt Nicole Richie is going to have the energy to do anything good unless she eats something (which she won't).

It going to be a VERY quiet month people!!! Who the hell is going to do anything newsworthy? I'm looking to Hollywood to STEP UP. Do something interesting for christsakes!!!!

So, in order to get myself used to the slow-news month ahead, I have decided not to post about Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears for the rest of the week. Already, it's pretty hard. But I'm going to tough it out.

Anyway, on to real news......................... ......

David Hyde Pierce
David Hyde Pierce
David Hyde Pierce, better known as the character "Niles" from the tv show Frasier, has officially confirmed that he is gay. This came about after a story on CNN about David mentioned that he arrived in LA in 1982 with his partner Brian Hargrove.

Afterelton.com contacted Pierce's representatives who confirmed that Brian Hargrove is Pierce's life partner.

According to reports, Pierce's sexuality has always been an open secret in Hollywood.

Since finishing Frasier, David Hyde Pierce has returned to theatre, appearing in Monty Python's Spamalot and currently staring in Curtains, a role for which he has been nominated for a Tony Award.

Anyone surprised? Didn't think so. God I loved him as Niles in Frasier. Niles was the only reason I watched the show.

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Britney Spears in another hat and boots
Nice boots and hat you got there Brit
Britney Spears is reaching out to all the 'little people', posting this message on her website.

Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

Britney Spears in a see through dance outfit
Yep, wearing that outfit in public proves you're of sound mind

Don't you love the way Britney says she doesn't want to blame anyone, then blames her manager, her divorce, her family and the tabloids.

Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.

Really, so I guess you're just plain old mental are you Britney?

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton
Dumb and Dumber go partying
Quite frankly Britney, I don't think you'd know the truth if you fucked it in the bathroom (as she supposedly did with Ryan Phillippe last week, and Brandon Davis after her divorce).

Yep, looking at all these photo's, I can see that Britney really is a fine upstanding intelligent woman who doesn't need any help from anyone at all.........

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Lindsay Back in Rehab

May 30th 2007 00:27
Lindsay Lohan passed out in a car after Memorial Day Pool Party
Ah, doesn't she look peaceful when she passed out?
Everyone's favourite drink driver and coke-head, Lindsay Lohan, has checked herself back into rehab. The troubled starlet had a big weekend, resulting in a DUI charge and a car accident. She may also face further charges when she appears in court on August 24 after cocaine was also found in her car. Then, Lindsay was photographed (above) passed out in a car after a Memorial Day pool party at the Roosevelt Hotel.

Obviously Lindsay's stint in rehab in January wasn't as successful as it could have been. So, she's decided to give it another go. Lindsay checked into Promises rehab facility yesterday morning. The same place that Britney Spears attended rehab. Hmmmm......cos its really helped Brit huh


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Mischa Barton Hospitalised

May 29th 2007 06:14
Mischa Barton Smoking a Joint
What's that you're smoking there Mischa?



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Lindsay Lohan Charged with DUI

May 29th 2007 01:49
Damn, don't you hate it, when you're sick and out of commission and Lindsay Lohan goes and does something monumentally stupid and you miss out on it? Damn.

Anyway, I know it's already old news, but in the early hours of Saturday morning Lindsay was involved in a car accident that resulted in minor injuries for Lindsay and a passenger, and ended with Lindsay being charged with DUI. A useable amount of cocaine was also found in the car


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When Lindsay's Go Bad

May 24th 2007 01:22
Lindsay Lohan at the Chanel Cruise Show Presented by Karl Lagerfeld
Lindsay Lohan at the Chanel Cruise Show Presented by Karl Lagerfeld
Lindsay Lohan has been exhibiting her usual high standards of classy behaviour of late. The supposedly "sober" actress got herself kicked out of a hotel when her new boyfriend Callum Best checked into the hotel with another woman. To make Callum jealous, Lindsay checked in with another guy. When Lindsay couldn't get a hold of Callum on the phone she went out partying until 1:30am with her mystery guy.

These two have been going out for about a week and already they're cheating on one another. Wow, does this promise to be the most romantic relationship we've ever witnessed or not


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Nicole Richie In Rehab

May 23rd 2007 06:21
Nicole
Nicole Richie
At least that's what the National Enquirer and Star Magazine are claiming. The Simple Life star is reportedly being treated for an eating disorder and substance abuse.
According to the reports in the papers, Nicole checked into Beau Monde Treatment Centre on May 11, weighing a tiny 83lbs (approx 37 kgs). Richie is allegedly being treated for anorexia and a pill addiction. From May 19th she began the outpatient treatment from May 19th.

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Katie Holmes to be a Porn Star!

May 23rd 2007 02:07
Katee
So young and she already looks like a veteran porn actor!
Okay, so it's not really Katie Holmes. Rather, an 18 yr old student who wants to be a porn star has changed her name to Katee Holmes.

Katee is a virgin and is planning to lose her virginity on film. According to her manager, she chose the name Katee Holmes as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed innocent characters (think Joey in Dawson's Creek


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Paris Turns To God......

May 23rd 2007 01:51
paris
Paris Hilton's Book Purchases
Paris Hilton dropped her appeal last week against her 45 day jail sentence for her parole violation. It seems instead that she's trying a new tack.

The heiress made sure that the whole world saw her purchasing herself a copy of The Holy Bible and the self-help book The Power of Now


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jess
Jessica Simpson
The worlds most boring couple, broke up last week. PerezHilton was the first to break the news that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had split up. People soon confirmed the story.

According to reports, John dumped Jessica (well Jessica can't think for herself, so of course she couldn't be the one to do the dumping). But sources have said that the couple have broken up many times throughout their relationship and always gotten back together. The source said that the couple had been phoning and emailing each other


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Here's the video of the make up scene between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie which kicks off the new season of the Simple Life.

Sure, I never actually thought either of these two could act. But seriously, the 3 yr old who lives next door to me would have been more convincing in this scene than either Paris or Nicole. Of course, the 3 yr old's IQ is also higher than Paris and Nicole's combined IQs. Mind you, their combined IQ is probably less than 10, so most kids over the age of 6mths have the jump on them


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What the hell is going on at Maxim? The mag has just released their Top 100 Hottest Women list for 2007..................with Lindsay Lohan coming in at Number 1!!!!

What the


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Oh gee....and I was sure that this time it was true love forever with Denise Richards and Richie Sambora. But sadly, ET have confirmed that the pair actually split up a few months ago.

Who would have guessed that taking up with your best friends ex-husband wouldn't end up in a happily ever after


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Why Britney? Why?

May 14th 2007 10:30
Britney, Britney, Britney...........I'm on holidays in Thailand, where it's about 150 degrees, and it's so humid that I've given up even trying to do my hair. And yet, in spite of this fact....and also the fact that I don't have a personal stylist or $120M with which to buy decent clothes, I have never looked as bad as you have lately.

Here's some pics of the, shall we say, unusual outfits you've put together lately


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A Mum's Advice to Paris.....

May 14th 2007 10:19
This Mothers Day, it wasn't Paris Hilton's mum who was giving her advice (eh, surely Paris spending 45 days in the slammer is enough of a Mothers Day gift for Kathy Hilton). No, it was Candy Spelling who wants to offer some practical advice to our favourite embattled heirhead.

In an open letter to TMZ.com, Candy offers some advice to Paris


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An Update On Paris Hilton

May 9th 2007 05:40
Yes, I'm in Thailand. I've been in Bagkok for 4 days......and f**k me is it hot and humid over here!!! But I couldn't relax fully over here knowing that there was news about Paris Hilton that you allmay have been missing out on.

Finding out last Saturday that Paris was sentenced to 45 days jail time was, quite frankly, the best piece of news I've heard in a long while!!! God I hope she doesn't get off on appeal.. Personally, I say throw Nicole Richie in jail with her and film it for the Simple Life


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He's Hoff His Face......

May 4th 2007 01:37
I almost considered not posting this video, because to be honest, it's a little sad. And I'm in no mood for sad. Firstly, it's Star Wars Day.....yayyyyy!!!. Secondly, it's Friday. And tonight I'm hitting the town for a friends farewell.........and I've just read my horoscope and it's promised a lift in my love life..........probably courtesy of the beer goggles I'll be wearing, *sigh*. Thirdly, tomorrow I'm heading down the coast with some girls I used to work with for a day of horse riding, wine tasting and then drinking with the girls.

But most importantly.......as of 5pm today........I'm on HOLIDAYS!!!!! That's right folks. On Sunday afternoon, I'm 'leaving on a jet plane' for sunny Thailand. 2 weeks of shopping and laying by the pool drinking margaritas. I purchased a new bathing suit last weekend, I finally located my passport last night, and have made a list of the books I'll need to take with me. Between arriving home from the coast on Sunday morning and flying out on Sunday arvo, I have to pack my suitcase and run along to Borders to buy myself lots of books to read by the pool........no problem....heaps of time! Though, by the time I stop by my local dealer and pick up that 5kgs of heroin to take with me, I could be cutting it close......kidding


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Can you guess who??

May 3rd 2007 02:00
Here's a not so blind item from PerezHilton.

What recently rehabbed hard-pAArtying starlet bought over 10 pills of ecstasy from a famous DJ at the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend for her and her posse of paid friends to enjoy????
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Yes, Britney Spears staged the first of her comeback shows last night at the House of Blues in San Diego. The tickets, which were on sale for $35 each, sold for as much as $500 on eBay.

So, what did fans get for their $500.00? Well, they got 14 minutes of Britney (yes, count them......14 minutes) LIP SYNCING 5 of her tunes and doing Pussy Cat Dolls style dance routines


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lindsay
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan features in the latest issue of Nylon magazine. Her interview is a riveting read, as one would expect of such an interesting actress....who is not at all a vacuous self-obsessed bimbo.

Lindsay tells Nylon juicy tidbits such as


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britney
Britney looking stylish as usual!
Tonight in San Diego, Britney Spears will be do a 'surprise' performance at the House of Blues. This will the popette's first performance since rehab and she's touting it as her comeback performance.

She'll be performing at San Diego tonight and Anaheim tomorrow night


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Nicole
Nicole Richie at Sydney Airport
Nicole Richie, famous only for being famous, has been a bit of a bitch since arriving in Australia for the MTV Awards in Sydney.

Firstly, the pint sized star disappointed fans at Sydney Airport, leaving some in tears when she refused to stop and sign autographs when she arrived. The only thing her fans got, were manhandled by her security team, while Nicole hid herself behind her massive handbag


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Boy George
Boy George serving his 5 days of community service for cocaine possession in 2006
80's pop star, Boy George is being investigated for imprisoning and assaulting a male escort!

Norwegian male escort, Auden Carlsen, met George on a website called Gaydar. George invited Auden over to his flat at midnight to pose for some photographs, for which he was going to pay him approx $1000 (AUD


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