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Celebrity Obsession - March 2007

Gwyneth Paltrow....Most Boring Woman on Earth, or Role Model?

March 30th 2007 04:39
Gwyneth Paltrow
I'll just have a glass of water thanks


I've never liked Gwyneth Paltrow. Boring, bland, beige and bony is how I'd describe her. And now, she's given me more reason not to like her.


The blonde actress has come out and said that she thinks it's inappropriate for women to get drunk.

According to the folks at Famous magazine, Gwyneth has said "I think it's gross! I really don't like drunk women, it's such a bad look. I think it's completely inappropriate."

You know what I think is inappropriate??? Naming your kids stupid f'ing names like Apple and Moses. Do you have any idea how much those kids are going to hate you for that when they grow up??

Of course being drunk is a bad look, but for gods sake, how do you expect me anyone to get laid if I didn't nobody got drunk?

Go back to your macrobiotic diet and your ashtunga yoga and your boring husband and leave us alcoholics alone!!!

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Olsen Twins to Get Plastic Surgery

March 29th 2007 03:59
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The Olsen Twins


The Olsen twins are planning on changing their look (god knows they need it). However, don't get too excited. They're actually planning on getting matching nose jobs.


Quite frankly, if I looked like these two and had $100M at my disposal, I wouldn't be stopping at a nose job. They need something done about the scary eyes. And what's with the one of the left and her lips? And whichever one it is on the right. Please, never wear red lipstick again. And lastly, have you girls never heard of a hairdresser??

Why do they always look like homeless people? They're scary looking little hobbits!!! I keep waiting to see a picture of the two of them with REDRUM written all over the walls in blood.

I shouldn't be so mean. They probably wouldn't look so bad if they ate something every now and then. I know I look pretty scary too when I'm really hungry.

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Watch Jen Aniston & Courtney Cox's Lesbian Kiss?

March 29th 2007 03:44
Below is the video of the much hyped lesbian kiss between Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox on Courtney's new show Dirt.



This is what all the talk has been about??? Admittedly, I wasn't expecting much from them. Lets face it, they exude all the passion of a cold fish. But c'mon! Don't talk to me about lesbian kisses and give me this!
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Eminem & KIm Agree to Shut the Hell Up

March 28th 2007 03:13
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Marshall Mathers - Eminem
The couple most likely to have an episode of the Jerry Springer Show to themselves, Eminem (Marshall Mathers) and his twice divorced wife Kim Mathers have agreed not to bad mouth each other in public for the sake of their 11 year old daughter Hailie.

Kim recently criticised Eminem in various radio and tv interviews, telling the public that Em was unfaithful, uncaring and not "all that" in the bedroom


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The Curse of the Beer Goggles

March 28th 2007 01:51
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Courtney Love with daughter Francis Bean


You know how it is. You drink too much, slap on the beer goggles and suddenly the slobbering neanderthal in the corner seems strangely attractive and you've managed to convince yourself that he's merely misunderstood.....rather than a miscreant! Unfortunately, the next morning in the cold light of day, the fog has cleared from the beer goggles and you you'd happily chew off your own arm to escape the man who a few short hours ago was the love of your life so that you can go home and disinfect yourself


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B Grade Celeb News Alert!!!

March 27th 2007 02:01
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Anthony Callea
2004 Australian Idol runner-up, Anthony Callea, has FINALLY come out (no pun intended) and admitted that yes, he is gay.

Wow. We would never have guessed that one


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And The Autopsy Results Are In.....

March 27th 2007 00:21
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Anna Nicole Smith as the face of Guess
Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy results were released yesterday by the Medical Examiner's Office.

According to the Chief Medical Examiner, Dr Joshua Perper, "the cause of death was combined drug intoxication". According to Dr Perper "it looks like she died of natural causes


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Mel Gibson Needs More Anger Management Classes

March 26th 2007 04:19
Looks like Mel Gibson still has a few issues with his anger. Mel's now famous temper came to public notice last year after he was arrested for drunk driving and indulged himself in a tirade about jews. And now, he's done it again.

Last Thursday night, Mel went ballistic at Cal State University where he was speaking to a film class about his movie Apocalytpo


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Nicole Richie Health Concerns

March 22nd 2007 23:39
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Nicole Richie - photo courtesy www.starpulse.com


Super skinny Simple Life star, Nicole Richie's health is once again under the spotlight after she collapsed on the set of her tv show for the second time


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Britney Spears Update

March 21st 2007 01:35
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Britney Spears
We haven't heard much about our favourite train wreck popstar since she entered rehab for the 3rd time a few weeks ago, so I thought it time to give you all a quick update on how Britney Spears is doing.

Firstly, Britney was recently caught romping in the bushes of the rehab facility with another patient of the facility. According to the report, Britney and her mystery man were playing a game of tennis, but were later found frolicking in the bushes and had to be separated by staff. According to the UK's Daily Star, Brit and her man weren't having sex, but there "was definitely some groping". The pair were told off, as relationships between patients are not condoned


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Nicole Ritchie - Fat Camp Counsellor???

March 20th 2007 02:05
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Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie


Yes, we all know that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie famously made up so that they could make another season of The Simple Life (because both of them would die without media attention). In the latest series of the show, Paris and Nicole will be taking on the role of camp counsellors at a number of Southern California camps.......including a FAT CAMP


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Angelina Apologises to New Son

March 19th 2007 02:47
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Angelina Jolie - photo courtesy of www.superiorpics.com


Angelina Jolie has welcomed her new 3 yr old son Pax (original name was Pham Quang) over the weekend. However, the actress is getting a case of the guilts over the effect that all the media scrutiny may have on her new son


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Gwyneth Needs to Gain Weight

March 19th 2007 00:04
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Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltrow


Gwyneth Paltrow has recently signed on to play singer and Hollywood screen legend Marlene Dietrich in a movie about her life. However, Dietrich's daughter, Maria Riva, believes that Paltrow is too skinny to play her famous mother


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Quote of the Day!

March 16th 2007 02:18
It's Friday, and I'm in the mood for something just a bit fun. This is my favourite quote from this week from the always funny Chris Rock.

Chris Rock
Chris Rock

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Rocky Balboa uses Growth Hormones?

March 14th 2007 01:15
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Sylvester Stallone


Sylvester Stallone has been charged with importing 48 vials of the Human Growth Hormone (HGH), Jintropin. If found guilty of importing the items, he could face a maximum fine of $22,000. The next scheduled court date is April 24 at which time Sly will be required to enter a plea, though he doesn't need to attend court if he has legal representation


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Salma Hayek Preggers...

March 13th 2007 02:44
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Salma Hayek
Men the world over are shedding tears after learning that the gorgeous Salma Hayek is offically off the market!

The 40 year old beauty has confirmed that she is engaged to billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault. Not only is Salma engaged, but she's also up the duff! Salma's spokeswoman gave this brief statement to the press


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Eddie Van Halen Goes to Rehab

March 9th 2007 05:52
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Eddie Van Halen
Van Halen guitar legend Eddie Van Halen has checked himself into rehab for alcohol addiction.

Eddie has had a long history of alcohol abuse. In 1999, he had a hip replacement of his right hip due to a degenerative condition that was at least partially as a result of his alcohol abuse


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More Kids for Brad & Angelina

March 7th 2007 23:23
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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie


Officials have confirmed that Angelina Jolie is adopting a 4 yr old son from Vietnam


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Naomi Cleans Up Her Act

March 7th 2007 05:21
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Naomi Campbell
36 year old supermodel, Naomi Campbell, has been sentenced to clean a NYC sanitation depot for 5 days as part of her community service sentencing that she received after hitting her maid in the head with a phone. In addition, the angry supermodel was ordered to pay a fine of approx $500 AUD as well as attend a 2 day anger management course.

NYC sanitation depot should sell tickets to the public. Who wouldn't pay $10 to see Naomi Campbell as a janitor??? And for an extra $5 you can throw garbage at her. Can you imagine how much money they would make


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Liz's Wedding

March 7th 2007 00:52
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Liz Hurley & Arun Nayar


Elizabeth Hurley and longtime boyfriend Arn Nayar wed last weekend in a lavish $2M ceremony at Sudeley Castle in Winchcombe, Gloucestershire


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