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Celebrity Obsession - September 2006

Why Are We So Obsessed With Celebrities?

September 28th 2006 23:59
As I stood at the supermarket checkout and browsed through this weeks selection of women's magazines I had an epiphany. Here it is.......all of those magazines are absolute rubbish. They contain stories (and I use the term 'story' loosely to describe their articles) that are lucky to contain a shred of truth. These stories are then recycled endlessly and seem to focus on only a select number of topics which include:
- Stars who are too thin
- Stars who have gained weight
- Stars without make-up, or Stars looking terrible
- Stars looking fabulous on the red carpet

Well duh, I hear you all saying. Everyone in the english speaking world knows that these magazines are trash. And very few people admit to reading them.


And yet, they sell. They sell a lot. And I have to confess, I buy these magazines regularly. Why? Because even though I know it's trash, and these stories don't even come close to really letting us in to a celebrities live (as the stories are based on speculation alone most of the time), the truth is that it gives us a tiny glimpse of how the 'other half' live.

And who of us hasn't wanted to be spectularly rich and famous at some point? Who hasn't wanted to go and walk the red carpet at an awards ceremony?

And the truth is, that's what these magazines afford us. On the one hand, they show us what it must be like to be rich and famous.....while simultaneously making us feel a little bit better about our own lives, because after all, papparazzi aren't waiting outside our doors to get a picture of us in our tracksuit when we haven't done our hair and make up.

Celebrities complain about the papparazzi and the invasion of their privacy. A lot of us agree that the papparazzi is too intrusive and are lesser people for hunting down celebs. And yet the truth is, the papparazzi are simply filling a demand. A demand that we, as celebrity voyeurs create.


So, why do I buy crappy trashy magazines that I know will only make me angry because they'll claim Lindsay Lohan is pregnant just because she happened to touch her stomach. Or because they'll show pictures of Nicole Ritchie and protest that Hollywood is promoting an unhealthy body image, only to show a layout of stars with cellulite 5 pages later? Why? Because for half an hour I can immerse myself in a world I'll never know and will (thankfully) never have to deal with, and wish that I got to wear stunning frocks to awards shows and rub shoulders A-list stars, while at the same time being thankful that I'll never be in a position where I have to worry that a photographer has a long-distance camera lens trained on my cellulite ridden body while I'm at the beach!
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Just once, once, I would like the powers that be at the AFL to bring in some decent musical talent for an AFL Grand Final!!!

The line up of entertainment for this years Grand Final has been announced and consists of mostly washed up has-beens from the 80's. The headlining act is Irene Cara. You remember Irene Cara. She sang Fame and that song What A Feeling from the movie Flashdance.
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Irene Cara
What Irene's done since then, I have no idea. And I can't say I care. I'm curious as to why they chose Irene? Which member of the Grand Final entertainment committee suddenly had an epiphany, turned to the rest of the committee and said "hear me out guys, I've got a great idea of who we should get to headline the Grand Final.....". That idiot should never be allowed to work again, and should have to listen to Irene's entire back catalogue for all eternity as his punishment.

The rest of the line-up includes the many other 80's revivalists who are part of the Countdown Tour, including: Daryl Braithwaite, John Paul Young, Brian Mannix and a few other folks that I've never even heard of (and I am a child of the 80's people).

I know part of the fun of the AFL Grand Final is to watch truly cringe-worthy acts performing in a stadium not at all suited to live music. And there have been some truly horrific moments.

Who remember's feeling sorry for the Aboriginal Opera singer who destroyed Advance Australia Fair a number of years ago when she couldn't hear herself sing and the reverb was so bad we saw her sing the words a good 4-5 seconds before we heard the words? Who didn't want to throw football's at "Brave Delta" in 2005 when she sung? And aren't we all sick to death of those bloody Australian Idol's popping up to sing?

I know it's tradition to have a lame entertainment at the Grand Final, but I'm sick to death of it. Get someone decent for gods sake, or just forgo the entertainment at all.

Thank god there's Roy & HG to commentate the game on the radio.

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Help Choose a New Man for Paris Hilton

September 27th 2006 01:49
We all know that Paris changes men as often as some of us change underwear (and for those who are hygenically-challenged, she probably changes her men more often than some of you actually do change your underwear!). But I think perhaps it's time that Paris settled down. To help her out, I've chosen a list of some of the suitable celebrities that perhaps she should try.

Hey, leaving the choosing up to Paris hasn't been that successful so far, surely we can all come up with a list of eligible candidates for her to work her way through!

1. Harry Morton - Paris does like to take another woman's man. And there's no love lost between Paris and Lindsay. Perhaps Harry is worth a look in.

2. Justin Timberlake - He's a singer. She's a singer (okay, I use the term 'singer' loosely). He's trying to 'dirty' up his image. And Paris is pretty dirty.

3. Aaron Carter - He's just called off his engagement to his fiance (who was his brother Nick's, ex). Paris is one of Nick's ex's.

4. Nick Lachey - He's hot, he's single and he obviously doesn't mind very dumb women.

5. Adam Brody - According to reports, his current girlfriend and OC co-star Rachel Bilson has been getting cosy with Zach Braff. Maybe a night in Paris will bring Rachel running back to him?


That's my starting 5 guys. Anyone else got any suggestions. Let help find poor Paris a boyfriend!!!!
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Brownlow Fashion Faux Pas

September 26th 2006 04:45
Sure they're not Hollywood celebrities, but the Brownlow Medal really is the Academy Awards of the AFL Football community and attracts more than it's fair share of B grade celeb's, and more importantly lets all the footballers wives and girlfriends frock up. Some girls frock up well, other look truly terrible.

Here's quick run down on the best and worst of Football's Night of Nights:
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The Hoff Goes Trailer Trash

September 26th 2006 01:01
I've said it before, I am a fan of The Hoff. But I have to be honest, I'm really starting to think twice about that as he appears to be sinking to all new lows of weird behaviour.

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The Hoff
On Sunday night David Hasselhoff called the police saying that his daughter had "cut herself" in an apparent suicide attempt


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The rumour mill has been running overtime over the weekend with news on the relationships of Lindsay Lohan & Harry Morton and suspected couple Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson.

Kate & Owen
Promo Image from You Me & DuPree

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The Week in Review (wk end 24th Sept)

September 24th 2006 23:38
It's been another big week for some of our favourite celebs. Not all of these stories made headlines round the world. But damn it, I still think they're important! Some of this weeks highlights include:

1. Lindsay Lohan & Harry Morton - First there were reports that they were engaged and LoLo was pregnant. Now there's talk that the couple have split (I have more in-depth info to come


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What Jessica Simpson is Doing This Weekend

September 22nd 2006 00:52
So, what are you up to this weekend? Is it going to be a full-on weekend of partying and socialising, or a quite one filled with relaxation? Whatever it is you're up to, I'm sure it'll be great fun. After all, it's a weekend, and who doesn't love the weekend.

Have you ever wondered what celebrities get up to on the weekend? Some have exciting times, others seem to keep quiet. Well, my sources have given me the low-down on what some of our favourite celebs will be up to this weekend (okay, so by sources, I mean.....I made it up....but hey, it could happen


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Fitting Memrial for Steve Irwin

September 21st 2006 00:19
Yesterday's memorial for our much loved Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin was a tribute worthy of one of the worlds best known (and loved) Australians.

I'm sure those of you who watched it on TV, and there was an estimated audience of 300 million watching, had a hard time keeping the tears at bay


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Dumb Celebrity Couples

September 20th 2006 00:47
Okay, yesterday it was dumb celebrity quotes. That got me to thinking about how dumb celeb's can be sometimes. Which got me thinking about how sometimes when celebrities hook up, an amazing phenomenon happens where the combined IQs of the celebs is actually lower than their individual IQs.

Some famous examples are


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Dumb Celebrity Quotes

September 19th 2006 01:06
While I do love all things celebrity, I never cease to be amazed at how dumb some of these people are. From the comments coming out of their mouth, they seem to have the IQ of yogurt. Yet they make millions. Weird.

Here’s some of my favourite ‘dumb’ celebrity quotes. Do you have a favourite? If so, leave a comment with it


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The Week in Review (Wk ending Sept 17)

September 18th 2006 04:55
Goodness, what a week it was for celebrities last week.

First, there was the news that Anna Nicole Smith had given birth to a new baby girl, only to have her 20 year old son Daniel die suddenly during the night while he was staying at the hospital with his mother. Daniels body was autopsied last week, and a second autopsy is planned to go ahead this week to find the cause of his death. Anne Nicole publicly stated that drugs were not involved in her sons death


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Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown to Divorce

September 14th 2006 06:47
There's been speculation for years that the marriage of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is on the rocks. Despite that however, this dysfunctional couple had managed to stick together. Until now that is.

A rep for Houston has just officially confirmed that Houston has filed for legal separation from Bobby and intends to divorce him


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It was announced yesterday that a public memorial service for the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, will be held at Australia Zoo's Crocoseum next Wednesday the 20th of September.

3000 free tickets will be released to the public on Friday. All attendees will be asked to make a donation to Irwin's Wildlife Warriors fund


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The Hoff's Bizarre Burial Idea

September 13th 2006 02:20
I love David Hasselhoff. The Hoff. I really do. In spite of the fact that he is tragically retro, he can't act and he REALLY can't sing, I just like him. He's happy to have a laugh at himself and I like that. Of course, I take pride in my ability to LOVE bad television, bad music, bad movies and anything that someone has described as juvenile or crap. But, and I hate to admit it, some of The Hoff's general quirkiness and general oddness is starting to wear thin.

First, there is his latest musical release; the remake of the old Ted Mulry Gang classic, "Jump In My Car". The only comment I can make about this song is, it's BAD. It's very bad. And the music video is even worse. I couldn't even watch the whole thing it was so cringe-worthy. And I have a very strong constitution when it comes to watching bad tv. I can watch the entire Logies, Emmys or Academy Awards in a single sitting without once having to turn the channel. But I couldn't sit through The Hoffs music video


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Britney Gives Birth To Second Son

September 12th 2006 22:25
Well, the exciting moment that we've all been waiting for has finally arrived. Yes, Britney Spears has given birth to baby number two. According to reports on MTV.com, Britney gave birth to her 2nd child, a baby boy, late on Monday night.

Magazines have been speculating over the last couple of weeks that the baby would be a girl as Britney had been spotted out buying lots of baby items in pink. Looks like they got it wrong


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Anna Nicole Smith Son Dies

September 12th 2006 00:45
On Sunday night, in the Bahama's, Anna Nicole Smith's 20 year old son, Daniel Wayne Smith died.

Daniel had arrived in the Bahama on Saturday to see his new baby sister, whom Anna Nicole had given birth to only last week


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My Shameful Paris Hilton Secret

September 11th 2006 01:47
I have to admit a somewhat shameful secret to you all. I don’t want to, but I feel that I have to. You see, the thing is. I LOVE Paris Hilton. I know she’s wrong. She’s trashy, she’s tarty, I’m not sure she’s all that smart, she dresses badly, she behaves badly, and just last week, she was arrested for allegedly driving while under the influence of alcohol. In truth there’s not all that much about Paris that is appealing. And yet, I really like her.

I know you probably don’t like Paris. And that’s cool. But at least hear me out before you vilify me


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Peter Brock Dies in Rally Accident

September 8th 2006 06:29
Another much loved Australian was killed today. Motorsport legend Peter Brock was today killed while competing in the Targa West rally.

Brock, who has previously won Bathurst a staggering 9 times, crashed into a tree at Gidgegannup in Western Australia. Brock was killed, and his co-driver Mick Horne was injured


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Germaine Green with Envy?

September 6th 2006 23:07
Unless you've been living under a rock for the last couple of days, you've probably heard not only about Steve Irwin's tragic death, but also of the bitter comments from author Germaine Greer.

According to Greer, Irwins death was the result of the animal world taking their revenge on a self-deluded animal tormentor. She went even further saying that she couldn't understand Australians' feelings of loss in the wake of Steve Irwin's death, calling the Crocodile Hunter an embarassment


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Celebrity Babies

September 6th 2006 06:21
In Hollywood, it's all about babies at the moment.

The world finally got their first glimpse of baby Suri Cruise on the CBS Evening News with Katie Curic last night. What I can't understand is why everyone is so keen to get a glimpse of Suri. She's a baby. She's not quite 5 months old. What else is there to know about her


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Steve Irwin Quotes

September 5th 2006 02:34
While there is much sadness surrounding the tragic death of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin yesterday, it is perhaps a good time to remember some of the reasons why everyone loved him so much.

Below are some of my favourite Steve Irwin quotes. These quotes were gathered from the Brainy Quotes (www.brainyquote.com) and Enough Rope (http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope) websites


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Crocodile Hunter Dies

September 4th 2006 06:37
Today is a very sad day for Crocodile Hunter fans everywhere. The Courier Mail in Brisbane reported earlier today that the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin was killed in a stingray attack off the coast of Cairns.

I know we shouldn't be shocked that a man who makes his living catching crocodiles and following large, dangerous animals around has died at an early age (he was only 44 years old), but I think we all are


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