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Britney's Dad Gives Himself a Pay Rise

December 29th 2008 00:13
Britney Spears
Britney's dad loves her just the way she is.......as long as she pays him VERY well!
I hope that you all had a lovely Xmas and are gearing up for a fab new year. This will be my last post for the next 2 weeks as I'm on holidays and will have trouble getting to a computer.


Christmas time is a time to reflect on the things that are important to us all. Family, friends and in the case of the Spears Family, it's money, money, money.

Britney's father, Jamie Spears, was called in to try and control his daughter after numerous trips to the psych ward and the removal of her children from her custody. And it appears that Jamie has managed to get Britney back on track. And by on-track we obviously mean that he's pushed her straight into a music studio to record and album and push her on the media so she can make more money (cos if there's one thing that is really important to both Jamie and Lynn Spears, it's that they whore their daughter out to keep them in the lap of luxury as much as possible).

Many fathers may have rushed to their daughters side to help her through her crises just because they loved her. But not Jamie. He rushed right to Britney's side for the sum of $10,000 per month. However, Jamie now feels that he's done such a bang-up job of looking after Britney that he petitioned the courts for more money. Last week an LA court increased that amount to $16,000 (US) per month and backpaid him $51,0000!!!!!! They even awarded him a $1200 monthly payment to maintain an office!


Honestly, is it any wonder that Britney is such a monumental f**k-up with parents like that???????

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Hugh Jackman to Host Oscars

December 15th 2008 00:05
Hugh Jackman
The Oscars will get a bit of a shake up with the Sexiest Man Alive next year
It was announced last Friday that the host of the 2009 Oscars would be none other than the Sexiest Man Alive, Hugh Jackman.

An interesting choice, given the Academy's prediliction for big-name comedians to host the event. Billy Crystal has hosted 8 times, Jon Stewart has hosted twice, Whoopi Goldberg has done the honours 4 times with Ellen De Generes, David Letterman and Chris Rock also each having a crack at it. Despite the big names though, ratings have been steadily declining. While it's more likely that the reason for the ratings drop is due to the fact the show takes about 75 hours than the host of the event, the Academy has decided to shake things up with new producers, director, set designer and music director as well as a new type of host.

Of Jackman, the new producers call him " a consumate entertainer and an internationally renowned movie star", calling him "the ideal choice to host a celebration of the years movies - and to have fun doing it".

For those who are concerned about the choice, it's worth remembering that Hugh won an Emmy in 2005 for his work hosting the 58th Annual Tony Awards in 2004. Hugh is also comfortable on the stage, starting in show business in theatre, and winning a Tony Award for his portrayal of Peter Allen in the The Boy From Oz.

If nothing else, I figure that if the broadcost gets too boring the producers can always call on Hugh to strip off his shirt. That'll keep the female (and lets face it, a good portion of the male audience) happy!!

So, thoughts? Anyone think Hugh is going to be noticeably better or worse than previous hosts???

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Yahoo News.
Photo Credit - Getty Images
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Jennifer ANiston
I'm practically naked. Naked definitely isn't boring.
Jennifer Aniston has posed for the cover of GQ Magazine wearing nothing but a tie in an obvious attempt to make herself seem less desperate and more interesting than she is.

Even though Jen only recently came out saying that she just can't understand everyone's fascination with celebrities and that we should all mind our own business she still can't help but talk about Brad and Ange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Brad and Ange and hearing confirmation that the two of them got together during the filming of Mr and Mrs Smith, Jen says "Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn't quite confirmed at the time. But listen... You sit there and you... No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this? Considering the source, nothing surprises me."

You know what Jen, you know where most of the media stories regarding Brad, Ange and you seem to come from? You blabbing incessently on about it. Move on. Brad and Angelina have had 3 kids and adopted 2 in the time that you two have been broken up. They clearly have moved on.......maybe you could do us all a favour and just move the f**k on yourself.

You're boring. Angelina isn't (well, she's a bit boring now, but my 95 yr old grandmother who sits in a chair all day watching tv is less boring than Jen!). Yes, you've got a great body. You should really look after it. Cos it's your best feature by far. Never ever try to get by on your personality........it REALLY won't work.

So what else did Jen have to say. On the topic of doing a female version of Wedding Crashers, Jen says "It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what's been ironic is how hard it's been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America.... There are too many movies out there that don't empower women, movies in which their only way of being happy is finding a man. And you know, that's not my favorite theme."

Of course its not your favourite theme..............and I think we all know why.

Honestly, Jennifer Aniston makes Nicole Kidman seem like an interesting person. Nicole really should send Jen a gift basket.

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The Superficial
Nine MSN
Celebrityzu - Jennifer Aniston thinks pregnancy rumours are hysterical



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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Dammit, I wanted to marry the MOST powerful man in Hollywood, not a ONCE powerful man!
Poor old Tom. It must be hard for you, no longer wielding the kind of power in Hollywood that you once used to.

In a famous interview in 2005, Tom Cruise took umbrage with NBC's Matt Lauer, calling him "glib". Once upon a time, that would have meant that Tommy Boy would never have lowered himself again to talking to Matt, or even NBC. After all, Tom didn't need the publicity


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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer
Well they have one thing in common......they both seem to think they're a hell of a lot more interesting than they are!
Jennifer Aniston has told Us Magazine that she finds all the pregnancy rumours surrounding her and John Mayer "hysterical". The actress told Us "Oh my God, it's hysterical.....It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, I'm pregnant".

Jennifer's advice to the magazines who keep peddling the rumours? "Stop stealing my thunder mother f**kers


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Britney - For the Record

December 2nd 2008 06:11
All you Britney fans out there (there must be 3 or 4 of you) need to make sure you get in front of a tv tonight at 7.30pm when channel 10 airs the new Britney Spears documentary For the Record. The documentary aired on MTv in the US on the weekend, and will be given it's first showing in Australia tonight.

In the doco, Brit talks about her breakup with Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, as well as becoming bat shit crazy, and being a mum. Of course it also features behind the scenes footage and accounts of her pop comeback


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ashlee simpson and pete wentz
If only they gave as much thought to their child's name as they do to their grooming
God dammit, before I went on holiday I meant to write that I was going to be away........obviously I forgot!!! Sorry about that!

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz welcomed their new son in to the world last Thursday, weighing in at a healthy 7lbs 11oz. Unfortunately 5 minutes after giving birth to her son, Ashlee and Pete didn't give nearly enough thought to the name that they would impart upon their new progeny


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Madonna is Demanding......Who Knew???

November 12th 2008 05:27
Madonnas demands to Guy Ritchie
Madonna very reasonable demands of Guy Ritchie
The UK's Daily Mail, is reporting that Guy Ritchie has finally had a chance to spend time with his sons, Rocco and David as the children arrived in London. But of course, when you are estranged from possibly the biggest diva on the planet, you can be sure that having custody of your children isn't as simple as you'd think.

It seems Diva-Madge is still asserting her control by issuing a list of demands that Guy has to comply with while he has the children. So, what are her demands? That the kids should be in bed by 8? That she'd prefer it if he didn't let the kids watch porn? Er....no. Her demands are just a little stranger, more demanding and odd.........just as you'd expect from her


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Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson
Gee and I really thought it was true love this time.....
21 year old Evan Rachel Wood has finally come to her senses and dumped her 39 yr old has-been shock rocker boyfriend, Marilyn Manson.

Aw shucks, and I really thought this one was going to last


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Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson in happier times....
As if things weren't bad enough for Jennifer Hudson and her family, it was confirmed yesterday that the body of her 7 year old nephew, who has been missing since the bodies of her mother and brother were found, has been found and identified.

The car that police had been trying to locate since the murders was discovered on Chicago's west side yesterday afternoon by a local resident. When police arrived on the scene, the body of a young boy was in the back of the car. Authorities have confirmed that the body was that of Julian King


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